Bitter much?

"Oregon's definitely going to lose because they suck and we should be #1! Auburn sucks too!"

No, not desperate at all. Shut up.

Look, I don't care what the rest of you people think, we Clevelanders aren't grasping at straws. Everything is totally looking up for us. And to top it off, the Browns have just made a move that I'm pretty sure guarantees us at least three Super Bowl titles. So step off.

Browns sign receiver Bobby Engram

Bet you're all feeling pretty sick with envy right about now, huh?

Desperate much?

Cleveland is grasping at straws at this point...and I think it's kinda funny. Although, Lebron will look kinda weird playing for the Heat.

I have a thought.

Can the Bills join the Pac-10? We promise to beat USC.

College Football is Fucked.

The only conference coming out of this whole Big12 dissolution in any kind of positive light is going to be the Mountain West. The Pac-10 with schools like Oklahoma and Texas or (as I just read on ESPN) OU/UT or A&M going to the SEC is absurd.

Let me say that again.

ABSURD.

But, back to the Mountain West. Boise State is joining the party, which I've been advocating them to do for a few years now. That's going to put them in a conference that has competition, rather than whatever crap teams are even in the WAC besides Hawaii. Nevada? Psh. Now we can see what they're made of when they have to play Utah, TCU, and BYU every year. I'm excited.

Also, there's this talk about the MWC picking up Kansas, KSU, and Mizzou. While Mizzou is a bit of a stretch (they would have to become the Mountain West-of-the-Mississippi Conference...MWotM...I like it), I don't really have much of a problem with it. Those are pretty decent football teams, at least through the past few years, so it's probably just going to increase the strength of the conference.

Also, as has been pointed out to me, the Rose Bowl is completely fucked. I hope everyone's ready for Nebraska v. Texas in the f'ing ROSE BOWL every year.

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I guess we can add "prima donna wide receivers" to the list of people who don't take that question well, right after "several ex-girlfriends of mine" and "that kid from the Revere lacrosse team who got ejected from the game for punching me in the head."

Jimmy Clausen is the least photogenic human being ever

I may not have had a chance to blog much lately, but there's always time for hilarious pictures of Jimmy Clausen.


Don't even THINK it, Holmgren.


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